my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
ihonormycode-thatswhatibelieve:
Mrs. Packard could simply walk into Mordor. And put out her cigarette on Sauron’s eye.
The amount of fucks not given in this scene is astounding.
(Source: fydisneymisfits)
if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it
(Source: gerlonso814)
here is a lovely horse that is about to eat a dog
She’s such a cutie.
(Source: catpissneverclean)
(Source: fairytalesrunmylife)
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and realizing that’s what everybody hears when you talk.
girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids
uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah
drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~
(Source: stephaniepepper)
heck yes it’s transparent motherfricker
(Source: sophietoujours)
(Source: callmeyadi)
